Why the Ravioli am I awake??

You know, I ask myself the same question. I was up at 4-5ish in the morning...Hmm, I wonder why---Maybe because of the piling English homework? or maybe the history?? Or maybe because my exams are like...today...


Anyways, at 5...I heard birds calling. No, not 5. maybe around 4:45ish. I mean....WTF...The sun's not even out yet?? What the hell are the birds trying to do?? Mess off people's sleep?? Nah, they're probably like...looking for mates or something...pretty desperate birds to be looking before sunrise...

The days are getting a lot longer...It was seven yesterday...and the sun was still between the phrase of going down or staying up. And I know, I know, the sun doesn't actually go down, we rotate on our axis at different direction...

God, this is an unholy time of the day...

It is 6:14 now, the sun's up, the sky's grayish, but by midday, it's going to be so hot, you wish you went to school in a bikini. Yes, the guys too.

Anyways, my potted cactus is dying...because I didn't give it enough water...which is sad, because it's a cactus.

That just shows you how much of a prominent destroyer of life I am.

I want to go to sleep...Don't you love that feeling??

Like, just moments before you wake up, you feel the warmth of your blankets, the softness of your pillow as you gradually fall back to sleep again. And then you sudden;y feel a cold, freezing draft of air hit you. That's because your mom just yanked off your blanket and tell you to get the hell off your bed and get ready before it gets a lot bloodier.

Oh, yes, I love it too.

God, it is cold right now...Oh...I left the windows open...Nevermind...

It's kinda cold though...Anyone kind enough to donate a heater, I love you. Like...forever.

Another thing that you could do so that I love you forever.

Square root of x-1 = x+k

Find the number of real solutions of the given irrational equation.

Please??

And then...show me how...